Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
