Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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