I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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