do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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