Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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