Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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