Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
