I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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