You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"