Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine