She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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