Me. At least after what I've been through.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I wear drunk well.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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