just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I love how my cats smell like pot.
These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.