god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck