shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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