I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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