so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He better not be in your backpack
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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