they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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