All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you win again, gameday.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
