I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Found your dick twin last night
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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