Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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