The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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