scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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