how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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