If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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