Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
