just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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