I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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