Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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