I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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