i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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