so explain again why im purple
no
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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