we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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