im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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