i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
