She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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