Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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