Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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