I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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