Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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