he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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