Do vagina's smell?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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