I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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