hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
