Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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