Don't you send me to vm
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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