Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do you still have your period?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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