I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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