Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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