i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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