I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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