i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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