Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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