Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
